Sorry Officer

Janis rolled down her window when the police officer approached her and she said, “I knew that the brake petal was on the left, but I temporarily forgot what the pedal did when I was driving, so I didn’t step on it.  This is a clear case of Jamais Vu which my doctor is treating me for, so there is no need to give me a ticket for running into that other car.”  The cop said, “Janis who?”, and Janis replied, “Yes my name is Janis, but I said Jamais vu, which is derived from the French phrase that means never seen, and it refers to any familiar situation that is not recognized by the observer.”  The cop said, “Lady, I have no clue what you are talking about, and I don’t speak French.  I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test to make sure that your…