Was That Really Me?

Sometimes your body just knows that it is best to open the flood gates.  I was traveling back home on a 10-hour flight from Rio de Janeiro in Brazil going to Newark, New Jersey.  Something that I ate for breakfast that morning didn’t agree with me, so my stomach was bothering me the whole time that I was on the plane.  I got up from my seat about 10 times to use the bathroom, but only gas came out and I still felt bloated.  I felt that urge again and I figured that it would be just a tiny bit of gas again, so I lifted my cheek from the seat and I let out a silent one, instead of going all the way up the aisle to the bathroom.  I was sitting next to my wife and there was a blind lady sitting in front of us and she…