Mama Told Me Not to Come

Satan found solace in a place where he could be the supreme ruler, so he said that it is better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.  If you believe in God, then you have to believe in the devil, as that is the way Christianity, Islam and Judaism religions teach us.  Let’s just assume that my good friend Fandango is wrong and that there is a God, then we can wonder what it would be like being in charge of hell.  I guess that there would be a lot of fun people down in hell and that most of the boring ones would be up in heaven, but then there would also be a lot of pedophiles there too and I don’t want to be around them.  If a really bad person like a serial killer repents and lets Jesus into their heart, they will be forgiven and…