Tunnel Of Love

On entering a tunnel….. my head was flooded with all of these sexy thoughts about being able to grope her and maybe get some sloppy tongue-kisses, while we were alone in the dark.  I wondered if we would be able to do some dry-humping on slow-moving indoor boat ride.  I had never been on a romantic boat ride before, but I knew that the darkness would provide enough intimacy for us in this place where any public display of affection would be frowned upon.  I met her on Facebook where we were immediately drawn to each other and we arranged to meet at the State Fair, in front of the booth where she was showing her prize pig.  She had a 280-pound hog named Elmer who she put a lot of work into to get him entered for the Best in Show competition.

Her name was Alicia and she had…