You’re impossible

Get off the turtle, if you want to move ahead in life.

I am moving constantly. The speed is imperceptible to you.

Moving to where?

I’ll be outta here, before the water reaches my neck.

Do your arithmetic right. The tank fills up at a faster rate.

I start leaking after that, and some of that water spills out of the tank. You haven’t accounted for wastages.

Has anyone won an argument with you?

It is centuries of calcified wisdom. I turned to stone before your grandmother was born.

Then why’re you still here?

I chose to came back .

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